Ah sequels, where would we be without them? Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood, Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, Speed 2: Cruise Control… my life would have no meaning!
In this final of our two-part wrap up show, we delve into a mega-credits segment that looks at the amazing cast and crew involved in creating The Ferals, and their other notable career highlights… well, at least those we can track down via IMDB. Some true private eye-level investigations there, folks.
We also cover our best and worst episodes (thanks to the stat-master Monkey Boy), general Season 2 ‘awards’ and overall favourite moments from the podcast itself. Oh, and Swinny totally won the fan-voted VIP award. Completely legit. What a legend. So with that being said - from Monkey Boy, Swinny and Mike - thanks for all the laughs and goodbye!
Top 5 episodes 1. S02E15 Fossil Fools, average rating 10.0 2. S01E09 Modigliana, average rating 9.3 3. S01E13 True Romance, average rating 9.0 4. S02E12 Four Ferals and A Wedding, average rating 8.3 5. S02E07 School’s Out, average rating 8.3
Bottom 4 episodes 1. S01E15 Seasons Greedings, average rating 2.7 2. S02E05 Rent A Pet, average rating 3.3 3. S01E03 Couch Potatoes, average rating 3.7 4. S01E07 Fifteen Seconds of Fame, average rating 3.7
Most divisive episode * Ratty Ratty Bang Bang, Monkey Boy rating 9, Swinny rating 6, Mike rating 3
Season One vs Two * Overall average rating 6.2 +/- 2.1 * Season One average rating 5.9 +/- 2.2 * Season Two average rating 6.6 +/- 2.0 * Season Two is 11.7% better than season one
Reviewer stats * Mike average rating 6.8 +/- 1.7 * Monkey average rating 5.8 +/- 2.2 * Swinny average rating 6.1 +/- 2.4
Ferals Pie Lyrics About six months ago Monkey Boy had an idea for a very peculiar show Maybe it was that nostalgia twitch Childhood feels that caused this itch Or maybe he just didn’t have a job for a while
But when he pitched this strange idea Mike and Swinny weren’t so sincere They wouldn’t commit to more than The first season, if that
Now we remember feeling low By Episode 3, Couch Potatoes But our doubts faded out As we became true fans of the show
[Chorus:] So bye, bye Ferals Podcast, goodbye Drove the listeners insane with our antics at times With Monkey Boy dragging Swinny & Mike, Right into a show that exemplifies Gratuitous violence and lies
[Verse 1] And if Mike wrote the book of love Then the very first line would be etched in stone Shit – you wanna grab a coffee? Still it was one effective line Got him the girl, at least half the time Well – maybe just the ones who spoke English
But Mike was a deeply tortured soul QBasic gorillas torment him so But the podcast exorcised He’s now QBasically alive again
He was a lonely flea-ridden immigrant Wearing his awesome fake Adidas pants But he knew it was his second chance The day we started the show
[Chorus:] But now we’re saying bye, bye Ferals Podcast, goodbye Drove the listeners insane with our antics at times And good old Mike will curse till the day that he dies Saying 'Screw that Future Luke and his plans’ 'Screw that Future Luke and his plans’
[Outro] I met a man in Officeworks And I asked him if he needed help But he just pointed at his headphones and shrugged Then he went to the grocery store To buy some tongues and seed clusters And other various pink dollar products
That man’s name was Dave Dobbins But not the famous kiwi one An object of obsession Swinny’s slice of heaven
And to the one listener we never bribed Superfan Leigh, that awesome guy He finally unsubscribed The day the podcast died
[Chorus:] Now we’re saying, bye, bye Ferals Podcast, goodbye Drove the listeners insane with our antics at times These three men leave through the Doom Door, it’ll cry Screaming 'doom door sound’ 'doom door sound’
[Chorus:] Now we’re saying, bye, bye Ferals Podcast, goodbye Drove the listeners insane with our antics at times Now Monkey Boy, Swinny & Mike Are saying – thanks for all the laughs and goodbye